Friday, July 2, 2010

Jus for Laughs

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. 
The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. 
Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. 
She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" 
The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you." 

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